Song Parody: Hey There Eve-ah

Hey there Eve-ah what’s it like up on the Axiom
You’re a thousand light years away
But girl tonight you look so awesome, yes you do
The stars don’t shine as bright as you, I swear it’s true

Hey there Eve-ah don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right here if you get lonely give that gun another blastin’
Close your eyes. Listen to my beeps, they’re my disguise
I’m by your side

Ohhh, try not to shoot me
It’s just me, Wall-E
Please do not shoot me
It’s just me, Wall-E

Hey there Eve-ah, I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl some day I’ll pay the bills with this Compactor
We’ll have it good. We’ll have the artificial life we knew we would
My beep is good

Hey there, Eve-ah, I got so much left to process
If every directive I tell to you
Would take your breath away, I’d cube it all
Even more in love with me you’ll fall, we’ll have it all

Ohhh, Get M-O off of me
Ohh, he’s trying to make me clean
Ohh, Get M-O off of me
Ohh, he’s annoying me

A thousand light years seems pretty far
But they’ve got ships, fire hydrants and cars
I’d roll to you if I had no other way.
All our friends would make fun of us
But we’d laugh along because we know
That none of them are programmed to feel this way

Eve-ah, I can promise you
by the time the plant gets through
The Earth will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there Eve-ah, you be good and don’t you shoot me
A few more years and your directive will be through
And I’ll be cleaning Earth up like I do

You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to,  
Hey there Eve-ah, here’s to you
this ones for you.

Oh, Please hold hands with me
Oh, Please hold hands with me
Oh, Please hold hands with me
Oh, Please hold hands with me,
Please hold hands with me.